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- catchacab - 06-13-2007

The idea of this thread is to list what some wives and cars have or don't have  in common.

 Car- has a lot of nuts.

Some wives- are nuts.

Car- usually turns over when you want it to.

Some wives- don't turn over when you want her to.

HAHAHAHA



- Wellardmac - 06-13-2007

Some cars make a really annoying whining noise when they're broken.

Some wives make a really annoying whining noise when they're broken.

Big Grin


- Wellardmac - 06-13-2007

Some cars cost a fortune in upgrades.

Some wives cost a fortune in upgrades.


- Wellardmac - 06-13-2007

Some cars can go on for hours without stopping.

Some wives can go on....

Big Grin


- catchacab - 06-13-2007

Some cars just don't work

Some wives don't work



- catchacab - 06-13-2007

It feels good to have a car with balls (mono balls)

It doesn't feel good when your wife has your balls (golf balls that is)



- Wellardmac - 06-13-2007

Some cars suck gas

Some wives are full of gas.


- Porshagod - 06-13-2007

Why do men get turned-on when their wives wear leather?

Because they have that "new car" smell!  Big Grin



- catchacab - 06-15-2007

you may let your best friend borrow your car, but

you wouldn't let your best friend borrow your wife