Woods vs. Obama

[dmano]

TRULY  REMARKABLE



I THINK IT IS REMARKABLE THAT WITHIN A WEEK OF TIGER WOODS CRASHING HIS

ESCALADE, THE PRESS FOUND EVERY WOMAN WITH WHOM TIGER HAS HAD AN AFFAIR

IN THE LAST FEW YEARS, WITH PHOTOS, TEXT MESSAGES, RECORDED PHONE CALLS, ETC


AND, THEY NOT ONLY KNOW THE CAUSE OF THE FAMILY FIGHT, BUT THEY EVEN KNOW IT

WAS A WEDGE FROM HIS GOLF BAG THAT HIS WIFE USED TO BREAK OUT THE WINDOWS

IN THE ESCALADE. NOT ONLY THAT, THEY KNOW WHICH  WEDGE!

AND EACH AND EVER DAY, THEY GIVE AMERICA MORE UPDATES ON HIS SEX-REHAB STAY,

HIS WIFE'S PLANS FOR DIVORCE, AND HIS PLANS TO RETURN TO THE PRO-GOLF
CIRCUIT.



OBAMA HAS BEEN IN OFFICE FOR OVER A YEAR NOW, AND THIS SAME PRESS STILL

CANNOT LOCATE OBAMA'S OFFICIAL BIRTH CERTIFICATE, OR ANY OF HIS PAPERS WHILE


IN COLLEGE, OR HOW HE PAID FOR A HARVARD EDUCATION, OR WHICH COUNTRY

ISSUED HIS VISA TO TRAVEL TO PAKISTAN IN THE 1980'S AS BARRY SORETORO AND

EVEN MICHELLE OBAMA'S PRINCETON THESIS ON RACISIM. IT JUST CAN'T BE FOUND?

YET THE PUBLIC STILL TRUSTS THAT SAME PRESS TO GIVE THEM

THE WHOLE TRUTH . . . TRULY  REMARKABLE!

[syncspeedinc]

Wow, you have learned how to cut and paste other people's writing without giving any credit. Great work.

[dmano]

The above writing is not mine, never was, never will be.

There does that make you happy now

[ccm911]

Dave, you are amazing.  I am convinced that you post this stuff, and then sit back laughing as we all get revved up.

[dmano]

SHHHHHHH nobody is supposed to know that. Why do you think I have huge smile lines on my face. I almost look like the Joker....

[dmano]

Or I could look like this.