The "would you rather..." game

[Larry Herman]

Graham wrote:

be able to become invisible but be a compulsive masturbator?

What's the downside here? Really?


Would you rather have the ability to work on your own car, but not the time

or

Not have that ability but easily afford to have some else fix it?

[catchacab]

Not have the ability, but have the  $$$ to have some one fix it.

Have:

A repulsive looking wife that always wants sex

or

A beautiful wife that never wants to have sex

[George3]

Back in the 60's, a singer named Jimmy Soul, sang a song called...."If You Want To Be Happy For the Rest of Your Life... Gotta pick an ugly one for your wife... and, she'll always give you a piece of a##"

Anybody remember that one?

Pick the sex craved ugly wife and turn the lights off.

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.

Shoveling wet snow in the rain

or

Skiing down an icy ski slope out of control ?

[Larry Herman]

George3 wrote:

Shoveling wet snow in the rain

or

Skiing down an icy ski slope out of control ?

Effed up my shoulder on an icy slope, I'll take the shovelling.



Owning a great HP decent handling racecar

or

owning a decent HP great handling racecar?

[catchacab]

great handling

Look like Paul Newman 35 years ago, John Belushi's life

Or

Look like John Belushi. And live Paul Newman's life

 

Originally, I was going to use a RTR personality instead of J.B., but I didn't want to offend anyone.

[Graham]

John...he seemed to have a lot of fun!

 

Rather...

see an opera, based on your love life

OR

a porno based on your sex life?

 

 

[catchacab]

a movie based on ex-life (thank you Y100 and Barsky for one scene)

Your partner:

Hairy armpits

or

Hairy legs

[George3]

catchacab wrote:

Hairy armpits

or

Hairy legs

Did you forget to put another "Or" in there ?

.

No cell phone for a month,

or

Dial up internet access

.

[AMoore]

Dial up.  I am way too cell phone dependent.

Be given a Carrera GT on the condition that you can never drive on a track again, in any car.

 

or

 

Be given a C2 964 with full track set up (stock hp) with free pass to all RTR events for life.

[APXD 30]

Graham wrote:

Rather...

be able to fly but be afraid of heights

OR

be able to become invisible but be a compulsive masturbator?