03-13-2008, 04:42 AM
dmano wrote:
The fiz, the faz, the fiz-faz, the rip-sh*t, the tear-ass, the snorter, and the one that goes whoosh!
I use my photographic memory for good, not evil.
Quote:The best fart and toilet joke man has got to be George Carlin I heard him on XM the other day and he did a whole skit on the subject. I LOL the rest of the day. Also Lewis Black did one last week. Very Funny Stuff.The seven types of farts per George Carlin:
The fiz, the faz, the fiz-faz, the rip-sh*t, the tear-ass, the snorter, and the one that goes whoosh!
I use my photographic memory for good, not evil.
Christopher Mahalick
1984 911 Targa
2001 BMW 530i
1974 Lotus Europa
1994 Ducati 900SS/SP
197(?)Suzuki GT-750 Street fighter
1965 Suzuki Hillbilly
1983 Suzuki GS-1100ES
2006 Kawasaki Ninja 250
1984 911 Targa
2001 BMW 530i
1974 Lotus Europa
1994 Ducati 900SS/SP
197(?)Suzuki GT-750 Street fighter
1965 Suzuki Hillbilly
1983 Suzuki GS-1100ES
2006 Kawasaki Ninja 250