What's Your Favorite Quoted Saying or Expression ??

[Vytenis]

"Women might be able to fake orgasms. But men
can fake whole relationships"

Sharon Stone
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"My girlfriend always laughs during sex, no
matter what she's reading"-

Steve Jobs (Founder: Apple Computers)

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"Hockey is a sport for white men. Basketball
is a sport for black men.
Golf is a sport for white men dressed like black
pimps"

-Tiger Woods

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"Things you'll never hear a woman say: "My,
what an attractive scrotum!"

-- Patricia Arquette

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"My mother never saw the irony in calling me
a son-of-a-bitch"

-Jack Nicholson

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"Clinton lied. A man might forget where he
parks or where he lives, but he never forgets oral
sex, no matter how bad it is"

-Barbara Bush

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Ah, yes, divorce..., from the Latin word
meaning to rip out a man's genitals through his
wallet"

-Robin Williams

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"Women complain about pre-menstrual syndrome,
but I think of it as the only time of the month that
I  can be myself"

-Roseanne Barr

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"Women need a reason to have sex. Men just
need a place"

-Billy Crystal

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"According to a new survey, women say they
feel more comfortable undressing
in front of men than they do undressing in
front of other women. They say that women are too
judgmental, whereas, of course, men are just
grateful"

-Robert De Niro

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"In the last couple of weeks I have seen the
ads for Wonder Bra. Is that really a problem in this
country? Men not paying enough attention to
women's breasts?"

-Hugh Grant

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"There's a new medical crisis. Doctors are
reporting that many men are having allergic reactions
to latex condoms.
They say they cause severe swelling. So what's the
problem?"

-Dustin Hoffman

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"When the sun comes up, I have morals again"

-Elizabeth Taylor

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"Instead of getting married again, I'm going
to find a woman I don't like and just give her a
house"

-Rod Stewart
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"See, the problem is that God gives men a
brain and a penis, and only  enough blood to run one
at a time"

-Robin Williams]