What's Your Favorite Quoted Saying or Expression ??

[APXD 30]

“Auto racing, bull fighting, and mountain climbing are the only real sports ... all others are games.�?
 
-Ernest Hemingway

 

I wish someone on Rennlist wasn't already using it in their signature.

[porsh111214]

They come at night...mostly.  Newt

[AMoore]

APXD 30 wrote:

emayer wrote:

"Just Do It" -NIKE

That's what she said!

I especially like the Michael Scott version when he uses this expression and it means absolutely nothing.

[George3]

- Life is too short to wake up with regrets.

- So love the people who treat you right.

- Forget about the ones who don't.

- Believe everything happens for a reason.

- If you get a second chance, grab it with both hands.

- If it changes your life, let it.

- Nobody said life would be easy, they just promised it would be worth it. 

 

   Anonymous

[Vytenis]

The more I practice, the luckier I get.

 

Arnold Palmer

[Vytenis]

"Women might be able to fake orgasms. But men
can fake whole relationships"

Sharon Stone
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"My girlfriend always laughs during sex, no
matter what she's reading"-

Steve Jobs (Founder: Apple Computers)

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"Hockey is a sport for white men. Basketball
is a sport for black men.
Golf is a sport for white men dressed like black
pimps"

-Tiger Woods

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"Things you'll never hear a woman say: "My,
what an attractive scrotum!"

-- Patricia Arquette

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"My mother never saw the irony in calling me
a son-of-a-bitch"

-Jack Nicholson

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"Clinton lied. A man might forget where he
parks or where he lives, but he never forgets oral
sex, no matter how bad it is"

-Barbara Bush

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Ah, yes, divorce..., from the Latin word
meaning to rip out a man's genitals through his
wallet"

-Robin Williams

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"Women complain about pre-menstrual syndrome,
but I think of it as the only time of the month that
I  can be myself"

-Roseanne Barr

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"Women need a reason to have sex. Men just
need a place"

-Billy Crystal

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"According to a new survey, women say they
feel more comfortable undressing
in front of men than they do undressing in
front of other women. They say that women are too
judgmental, whereas, of course, men are just
grateful"

-Robert De Niro

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"In the last couple of weeks I have seen the
ads for Wonder Bra. Is that really a problem in this
country? Men not paying enough attention to
women's breasts?"

-Hugh Grant

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"There's a new medical crisis. Doctors are
reporting that many men are having allergic reactions
to latex condoms.
They say they cause severe swelling. So what's the
problem?"

-Dustin Hoffman

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"When the sun comes up, I have morals again"

-Elizabeth Taylor

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"Instead of getting married again, I'm going
to find a woman I don't like and just give her a
house"

-Rod Stewart
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"See, the problem is that God gives men a
brain and a penis, and only  enough blood to run one
at a time"

-Robin Williams]

[catchacab]

 Mr. Carter, I think I have a way out of this. We, uh, call the police, and we have 'em send over one of their sketch artists. And Miss Balbricker can give a description. We can put up "Wanted" posters all over school...�?Have you seen this prxxk? Report immediately to Beulah Balbricker. Do not attempt to apprehend this pxxck, as it is armed and dangerous. It was last seen hanging out in the girls' locker room at Angel Beach High School." -Coach Barkett

[dmano]

If it ain't broke don't' fix it

[APXD 30]

Drill baby drill!

(I have no interest in taking either a Prius or a Volt on the track).

[AMoore]

APXD 30 wrote:

Drill baby drill!

(I have no interest in taking either a Prius or a Volt on the track).

Would you track an electric powered Tesla? "The company says the Roadster can jet from zero to 60 mph in about 4 seconds — supercar territory — and achieves the equivalent of 135 mpg. Top speed is estimated at more than 130 mph. More significantly, Tesla claims the car can run up to 250 miles on a charge"