AVAILABLE! A season long run with a cheap, red headed Ho.

[TRAK HO]

Although ridden hard and put away wet this ho can still give you the ride you lust after. Not the prettiest face or tightest body this baby delivers where it counts with hours of thrilling seat of the pants excitement on those weekends you want to get away from your wife and kids. Initially we will share her thrills together but in the future this baby can be all yours. As you would expect there is a fee but it is a fraction of what a German Model would cost and if you don't mind what others think, you will enjoy riding her more than others do in their pampered priss.

First years cost is all inclusive just bring head protection. The second year you become the Pimp Daddy. She is open to all inputs and even responds with a zoom, zoom, zoom when treated right. Ideal for students or even virgins that are truly interested in sweeping curves and tight bends.

If interested, send contact info and preferably a picture to billmoffitt1964@gmail.com

[Wellardmac]

Are you selling the car, leasing it, or offering to provide rides?

[TRAK HO]

I'm working my way out of it over the next year, by selling half this year and if the worthy candidate wants it, they can buy the other half next year.  All of this year's operating and mainenance costs will be built into the price.

[Wellardmac]

Ahh, I see. I thought it best to ask. Thanks for the clarification.

You might also want to post it in the For Sale forum.

[ccm911]

Bill, are you, GASP!, buying a Porsche?

[Graham]

Bill got married...

 

Say it ain't so Bill...say it ain't so!!!

[TRAK HO]

...and divorced....and married...and divorced

[Terry]

I'm not sure he's actually peddling the car.

[TRAK HO]

It's a rotary engine.  There's no pedals!

[Terry]

That would explain the lack of acceleration.