The "would you rather..." game

[Brian Minkin]

Pay some one to mow my yard and take my car to tech.

To make a long story short.  I always mowed my own yard.  I bought this fancy Toro mower about 5 years ago and after it broke its main shaft 3 times in two years I got so pissed with it I gave it away and started paying to have it cut. Have not had the urge to buy another mower since.

Ground Hog

or

Fox

 

[catchacab]

I'll take the fox.  Hopefully he will get the ground hog,

I have had a few destructive ground hogs at my office.  One dug a 20 foot long 2 foot deep trench.  He and a few of his friends and family have been permanently relocated.

Bee

or

Wasp

[Brian Minkin]

My science experiment has concluded that Ground Hogs do more damage to the front of your race car then the Fox but both leave their mark.  It has been suggested by a few people that I should have a cow catch designed for the front of the car much like a locomotive.

Bee, honey bees pollinate half the things that grow in this world.

 

Road & Track

or

Panorama

[ccm911]

Road and Tack.  Pano has no variety.

Barney Miller

or

Cheers?

[Larry Herman]

Barney Miller.  So subtle and so damn funny!

South Park

or

Simpsons?

[JIMK]

Simpsons

Neat

or

"dirty"

 

 

[catchacab]

Dirty

Politically Correct

or

Call it as you see it

[LouZ]

"Call it as you see it" ----- too often, they don't want to face reality!

New Pants

   or

Old Jeans

[catchacab]

Old Jeans

Farrah Fawcett

or

Cheryl Ladd

[Graham]

Cheryl

 

Would you rather always have to wear...

Acid wash jeans

OR

A constant perm