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Cars and wives, what they have or don't have in common

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Cars and wives, what they have or don't have in common
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#1
06-13-2007, 11:20 AM
The idea of this thread is to list what some wives and cars have or don't have  in common.

 Car- has a lot of nuts.

Some wives- are nuts.

Car- usually turns over when you want it to.

Some wives- don't turn over when you want her to.

HAHAHAHA
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06-13-2007, 01:33 PM
Some cars make a really annoying whining noise when they're broken.

Some wives make a really annoying whining noise when they're broken.

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06-13-2007, 01:35 PM
Some cars cost a fortune in upgrades.

Some wives cost a fortune in upgrades.
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06-13-2007, 02:11 PM
Some cars can go on for hours without stopping.

Some wives can go on....

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06-13-2007, 04:08 PM
Some cars just don't work

Some wives don't work
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06-13-2007, 04:13 PM (This post was last modified: 06-13-2007, 04:13 PM by catchacab.)
It feels good to have a car with balls (mono balls)

It doesn't feel good when your wife has your balls (golf balls that is)
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06-13-2007, 04:22 PM
Some cars suck gas

Some wives are full of gas.
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06-13-2007, 08:35 PM
Why do men get turned-on when their wives wear leather?

Because they have that "new car" smell!  Big Grin
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06-15-2007, 05:12 PM
you may let your best friend borrow your car, but

you wouldn't let your best friend borrow your wife
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