This guy gives your club a bad name

[Porshagod]

JAllen0385 wrote:

He made a perfect 90-degree turn -- FROM THE LEFT LANE OF TRAFFIC !

PORSCHE, There is no substitute!

[dmano]

My turn to chime in.

Did the offender get caught by the MAN?

If not then they get a pass for their actions. Driving his GT3 on the street gives him an automatic pass.

Barry and I have had many many driving excursions on the road, like driving to the 12hrs of Sebring in 1989 from Audubon Pa to Sebring Fa. in just over 11.75 hrs do the math boys and girls no tickets were issued that weekend and we made the return trip in just over 12.5 hrs.

Then in 1992 we did the same trip, I got a $850.00 speeding ticket in SC doing 103MPH in a rental good thing I had a G in my pocket, no jail time, Barry got a $650.00 speeding ticket on the return trip outside of DC he gave the cop his Mass license and never paid the fine lost his Mass license. Back then you could have 2 licenses.

[ccm911]

I once was street racing with a friend on the way back from the bar.  We were both clocked at well over a hundred.  I jammed a bunch of Altoids in my mouth and played dumb.

$1500 in legal fees later, I left the court with a three point careless driving conviction.  But still had my license.

In retrospect, almost the best $1500 I ever spent.  And if the cop had not caught us, I would have slapped that pesky M3 down.

[George3]

ccm911 wrote:

I once was street racing with a friend on the way back from the bar. We were both clocked at well over a hundred. I jammed a bunch of Altoids in my mouth and played dumb.

$1500 in legal fees later, I left the court with a three point careless driving conviction. But still had my license.

In retrospect, almost the best $1500 I ever spent. And if the cop had not caught us, I would have slapped that pesky M3 down.

Since we're strolling down automobilia memory lane...

My memorable moment was in South Philly, Friday night, Front Street, "THE" racing scene of the '70's. There were so many people there on summer nights that the pizza trucks would roll in around midnight and sell slices to the 300+ crowd.

I'm in the right lane lined up against an Olds 442 in the left lane. Told my two buddies to get out of the car and meet me back at the start line after the run. We were waved off and I got him out of the hole.

Then , I look in my rear view mirror and red and blue flashing lights are behind me. The 442 takes off. I'm in the right lane with closely parked cars approaching. Didn't want to risk it, so I took the high road and pulled over. I told the officer I was racing and I was sorry. He let me off with a lesser offense and fine.

Those were the good ole days.

[NavinR.Johnson]

A long time ago, when I was in the carnival, my girlfriend took me out on her motorcycle.  We got pulled over for speeding and running a few red lights.  The best part of the whole time, was that she was also showing me that I can use my special purpose.  The police man didn't like that.

[Budman]

Sounds like some of the misadventures of some fellow members make the GT3 behavior that started this thread seem like child's play. Hey GT3.....take it up a few notches, will ya? You're falling behind.

[Phokaioglaukos]

NavinR.Johnson wrote:

A long time ago, when I was in the carnival, my girlfriend took me out on her motorcycle. We got pulled over for speeding and running a few red lights. The best part of the whole time, was that she was also showing me that I can use my special purpose. The police man didn't like that.

Sounds like a fantasy (in the nature of not reality):

[The view switch to the outside of the trailer, as we still hear their voices]


Navin R. Johnson (suddenly yelling in a mixture of shock and excitement): Wait a minute - what's happening to my special purpose!?
Patty Bernstein (in a passionate voice): What's your special purpose?
Navin R. Johnson (still yelling): Well, when I was a kid my mom told me... there goes my special purpose! And someday I'd find out what my special purpose was!
Patty Bernstein: Today's the day!
Navin R. Johnson: (moaning as we see the whole trailer shakes from the outside): Hey, this is like a ride!
[Patty laughts in wicked voice]

[ccm911]

Budman wrote:

Sounds like some of the misadventures of some fellow members make the GT3 behavior that started this thread seem like child's play. Hey GT3.....take it up a few notches, will ya? You're falling behind.

Totally agreed. If the end result doesn't involve a lawyer or an autobody specialist, then how bad could it be?

[AMoore]

Din't Navin get a new job?  a "blo*j*b."

I loved Front street back in the early 80s.  My first car was a 72 Mach 1, that I thought was fast until I got more doors blown off by a yellow cab.  The cab did have dual exhaust with chrome tips.

In 1984 I got pulled over for rolling through a stop sign in Chestnut Hill.  The police officer asked, "what's that on your dash board?"  If politely replied, "that's a radar detector officer."  The police officer returned to his car to commence with his drafting of a novel.  About an hour later he returns with 4 tickets; one for rolling through the stop sign, one for not signing my owners card, one for not having the correct address on my owners card, and one for not having the right address on my driver's license.  Moral of the story . . . just because a radar detector is legal, doesn't mean the police need to be made aware of it.

[stentech1]

Good thing none of you see what I do on the street. Thats why I never drive in populated areas. Back roads are where the magic happen. Unless your driving a car just to be seen driving a particular car.

SM