Financial Shakeup this weekend

[catchacab]

Alright, you pinko pansies, it is time to end your Hippie love-fest, put down your joint, and come back to the real world


The ACLU does pick the issues and laws that it feels is important to address, and I feel they do this according to their political agenda.  Due to California's strict environmental laws (some that aren't based on science) many companies have had to relocate out of state to remain in business.  The environmental laws forced many families to leave their friends and family, so they could continue to be employed, while others lost their jobs.  Would the ACLU stand up for those who were victimised by the state, but by helping those they would also be big business?

One of the major problems in American education is the parents.  There are too many parents that  do not spend enough time with their children, educating, disciplining and guiding them.  In poorer areas children are not exposed to highly successful (and yes, rich) role models.  The federal program, head start, really doesn't give those who are in it a head start.  It benefits those by taking them away from their moron parents (or mother and some anonymous guy who shouldn't have been allowed to pro-create anyway) for a few hours a day, so they will know their ABC's and 123's by the time they get to kindergarten.  You need a license to drive a car, cut someone's hair, or be a real estate agent, but any a-hole can be a parent.  There should be a course and test for everyone before they would be allowed become a parent, here are a few sample questions:

1.  You newborn baby, last ate at 11 PM, wakes up crying at 3 AM, you should:

   a. stay sleeping, the baby will stop crying

   b. yell at the baby to shut the f--k up

   c.  go get the baby, and shake the baby violently until the baby stops crying

   d. feed the baby, and change the baby's diaper

   e.  give the baby some of your drugs so the baby will fall back asleep, and you should take some too.

 

2.  You have a 2 week old baby, your friend has tickets to see 50 cent, you should:

   a. take the baby to the concert with you

   b. go the the concert, and leave the baby at home alone in the crib, what could happen, leave a bottle in the crib in case the baby gets hungry

   c. put the baby in the closet, so no one will hear it cry when you are at the concert

   d.  stay home with the baby

 

I hope you get the idea.  If you can't pass this test then the government should grab a rusty hanger and remove a uterus or for a man, make him into a unic.

Parents need to be held responsible for their children.  If their children are being disruptive or getting poor grades in school, the parents should be required to attend classes so that they could better parent and be better able to help their children with their school work.   This program would need to start when the kids are in kindergarten.  If you wait until the kids are in the older elementary grades or above, the child  (and parent) would probably be already lost.