This guy gives your club a bad name

[CarreraS]

You know, I think it must be my Catholic guilt or something, but I have a confession: 

I, too, have given EVERY club to which I have ever belonged a bad name. 

In 3rd grade, I injected steroids into my prize hog in order to win a Blue Ribbon in the 4H Club.

In high school, I called a petite blonde girl from Philadelphia a "redneck" during a Civil Rights debate while I was a member of the Bethlehem Catholic High School Debate Club.

In college, I convinced a new member of the Temple University Latin Club that "Illegitimus non carborundum" translated into "Catch you on the flipside."

Two years ago, during the club championship at Jericho National Golf Club, I threw my opponent's entire golf bag into the pond on the 10th hole after he coughed during my backswing.

And now, I am certain that I've done many things I'm not proud of while driving my vehicles on the highways and byways of the Delaware Valley.

Ahh, I feel better now.  To the critics, "Lighten up, Francis!"; it's just a silly forum.  To the photographer and to Navin....get a life.