In need of therapy

[Mark Fox]

I will be entering therapy for the next several months. My son has informed me that he is going to take my 3 year old grandson to a NASCAR race. Aiden just turned 3 as of three weeks ago, and while he can spell several words like dolphin, zebra, monkey ect. the other day he spelled Lowes for me with the association being crashcar. Worse he has the complete collection of the die-cast cars.

I pray he is not going down this road. He has already attended 2 Rolex races and 2 DE's and has several LMP and sports cars in his collection. He has been watching sports car videos on the computer for a year and half. Recently I have been systematically sending him pictures of Porsche cup cars, Porsche spyder magnets and Knock/knock jokes....real drivers have to brake, down shift and turn right. I even found a fairly detailed 20" Mercedes-Mclaren with sounds and lights for him. Hell he was even listening to Rothman Cup races and the down shifts at week two.

Anyway if this must occur, would you recommend Dover or Pocono? I have to go, I am feeling nausea again thinking about it. :X